September 26, 2013

I saw a photo of a family in a really awkward family photo where all of them are sitting in a bathtub, and you know how some people periodically ask me to do art for bands or whatever? I would actually pay you (like five bucks) if you use that for the front or back cover of your next album. Physical release, digital doesn’t count. First come first serve. Good for one only, as I’m really broke right now.

Photo not provided in case someone has a problem with looking at a family sitting in a bloody swimming pool. I don’t know. I think it’s pretty metal. Home birth is metal as fuck. Ask my mom if you don’t believe me.

And speaking of being really broke right now, if you are a musician or whatever and looking for someone to do some stuff for an upcoming release or some merch or just a flyer or something, that shit’s like my favorite thing to do ever.

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 PS also if you do use that family photo, I’ll do typography for it, with your band name and do the layouting stuff. And also probably cover the eyes of the people in the photo, because it would be kinda messed up to just use a bunch of people’s faces without getting their permission. I am completely serious. 

October 11, 2012
SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THAT FUCKING BURGER WIMPY I FUCKING TOLD YOU WIMPY OH GOD WIMPY WHAT DID YOU DO

SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THAT FUCKING BURGER WIMPY I FUCKING TOLD YOU WIMPY OH GOD WIMPY WHAT DID YOU DO