July 10, 2014
"Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? P-E-P-S-I! (the I is on the same knuckle as the S) It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. C-O-K-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I’ll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t’other. Now watch ‘em! Old brother left hand, left hand he’s a fighting, and it looks like Coke’s a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, Coke’s a winning! Yessirree! It’s Coke that’s won, and old left hand Pepsi is down for the count!"
- Some dude dressed as Robert Michum’s character in Night Of The Hunter.

"Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? P-E-P-S-I! (the I is on the same knuckle as the S) It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. C-O-K-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I’ll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t’other. Now watch ‘em! Old brother left hand, left hand he’s a fighting, and it looks like Coke’s a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, Coke’s a winning! Yessirree! It’s Coke that’s won, and old left hand Pepsi is down for the count!"

- Some dude dressed as Robert Michum’s character in Night Of The Hunter.

July 9, 2014

Good idea:

You get knuckle tattoos where it’s like how people do Love and Hate or Good and Evil but on one hand it says Coke and on the other it says Pepsi (the S and the I are on the same knuckle), but also you’d have to memorize the Love and Hate speech from Night Of The Hunter/Do The Right Thing and replace those two words with Coke and Pepsi.

Then you convince Coke to pay you to do the speech and they make a commercial out of it. But get the tattoos first because you’ve got to get your foot in the door somehow.

August 29, 2013

All additional proceeds from paying for me to get a sweet Motörhead tattoo will go to Dog Charity. Charity run by dogs.

If you have any further questions, I will be in the 7-Eleven parking lot doing sweet tricks on my bike and drinking a slurpie.

August 28, 2013

Hey, can I start a kickstarter to pay to get a Motörhead tattoo? I mean, nothing too fancy, probably just the logo or something. I just feel like all of my other problems would kinda sort themselves out if I had a sweet fucking Motörhead tattoo.

February 8, 2013
It’s been a long day and I am covered in bruises and dirt and lotion and grease paint. And my back really hurts now.
I rarely post photos of myself, since I’m kinda uncomfortable with personal attention and try to avoid posting things that aren’t content necessarily, but hey, wouldn’t this make a really douchey album cover? Anyone wanna start an industrial band with me? Or maybe, like, really awful black metal?

It’s been a long day and I am covered in bruises and dirt and lotion and grease paint. And my back really hurts now.

I rarely post photos of myself, since I’m kinda uncomfortable with personal attention and try to avoid posting things that aren’t content necessarily, but hey, wouldn’t this make a really douchey album cover? Anyone wanna start an industrial band with me? Or maybe, like, really awful black metal?

September 13, 2012
Voting is an important responsibility

Um. So. I made a bumper for to enter into the Fantastic Fest bumper contest, if you have the time, would you like maybe to look at it yes? Voting also, please.


Click Here to maybe watch and vote?

January 26, 2012
1: This dude came into the shop the other day, he said he wanted his name in script, and an eagle clutching his name, and his name is bleeding, and then the blood turns into the american flag. When asked what it meant by whatever sarcastic asshole asked him, he responded only "Freedom".
2: ...
1: Not kidding.
2: That's kinda amazing.
1: He didn't get it. You're more than welcome to snag his idea.
2: I... don't think I could handle something like that. Maybe when I'm bald, have a handlebar mustache and ride a motorcycle everywhere.
1: I believe in you.
April 29, 2011
This has been on my harddrive for a few years now.
I still contend that this is the best tattoo ever.

This has been on my harddrive for a few years now. I still contend that this is the best tattoo ever.