August 29, 2013

All additional proceeds from paying for me to get a sweet Motörhead tattoo will go to Dog Charity. Charity run by dogs.

If you have any further questions, I will be in the 7-Eleven parking lot doing sweet tricks on my bike and drinking a slurpie.

August 28, 2013

Hey, can I start a kickstarter to pay to get a Motörhead tattoo? I mean, nothing too fancy, probably just the logo or something. I just feel like all of my other problems would kinda sort themselves out if I had a sweet fucking Motörhead tattoo.

February 8, 2013
It’s been a long day and I am covered in bruises and dirt and lotion and grease paint. And my back really hurts now.
I rarely post photos of myself, since I’m kinda uncomfortable with personal attention and try to avoid posting things that aren’t content necessarily, but hey, wouldn’t this make a really douchey album cover? Anyone wanna start an industrial band with me? Or maybe, like, really awful black metal?

It’s been a long day and I am covered in bruises and dirt and lotion and grease paint. And my back really hurts now.

I rarely post photos of myself, since I’m kinda uncomfortable with personal attention and try to avoid posting things that aren’t content necessarily, but hey, wouldn’t this make a really douchey album cover? Anyone wanna start an industrial band with me? Or maybe, like, really awful black metal?

September 13, 2012
Voting is an important responsibility

Um. So. I made a bumper for to enter into the Fantastic Fest bumper contest, if you have the time, would you like maybe to look at it yes? Voting also, please.


Click Here to maybe watch and vote?

January 26, 2012
1: This dude came into the shop the other day, he said he wanted his name in script, and an eagle clutching his name, and his name is bleeding, and then the blood turns into the american flag. When asked what it meant by whatever sarcastic asshole asked him, he responded only "Freedom".
2: ...
1: Not kidding.
2: That's kinda amazing.
1: He didn't get it. You're more than welcome to snag his idea.
2: I... don't think I could handle something like that. Maybe when I'm bald, have a handlebar mustache and ride a motorcycle everywhere.
1: I believe in you.
April 29, 2011
This has been on my harddrive for a few years now.
I still contend that this is the best tattoo ever.

This has been on my harddrive for a few years now. I still contend that this is the best tattoo ever.