Sure, why not go for broke and just do Montag from The Wizard of Gore? That’s a popular movie that a lot of people like.
Hey dread-video, your wish is my command.
I’ve never actually seen any of the Friday the 13th movies, I just know that Jason doesn’t like teens making out.
A bad halloween costume idea: Jumpsuit and cold weather mask.
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"I’m stabbing man."
"Who is stabbing man?"
"I do scary murders with a knife, probably. I don’t have one on me but you can imagine it, and how scary it would be."
I love Stabbing Man!
If you believe the stories, Howard J. Staabmen was once a normal real-estate broker. He was giving a tour of one of the houses he was selling one day, when he took the couple into the basement and found a knife with a post-it note on it saying “this was used for gross murders”. Being a fucking idiot, he picked up the knife, and suddenly felt like doing gross murders to the couple he was showing the house to. Then the house caught on fire and he was never seen again.
Some say he died in the fire, others say he went to work in an auto-repair shop, which would explain the jumpsuit, but not the cold weather mask. Nobody knows what the deal with that thing is. But sometimes, if you go to the house, he shows up, and sometimes he has a knife with him that he stabs people with. Sometimes he forgets to bring it with him, and he apologizes and leaves and it’s really awkward.
When he does stab people, he makes weird interior decorator puns, which only make sense if you know that he used to work in real-estate. Otherwise it’s really confusing, and he gets really frustrated if you don’t get it.
Also he probably hates teens making out or something, so all in all, not a cool dude.
Is it weird that I find this sort of relaxing?
Ahhhh! The Bendyman got into my anus from the toilet!!!! MURDER YOU’RE FAMIL
Look at the last page.
A true story
I decided to take a good chunk of yesterday to, for a change of pace, make an animated short called The House That Has a Ghost In It That Might Be Watching You Jerk Off - By Stephen King.
BEHOLD. I AM AN IDIOT.