September 3, 2014
Martin Brody was just a normal cop in a small town with a loving wife and son until a tragic accident at the beach changed everything. Now, it’s up to him and his buddies to save the summer, and he’s going to learn, he may have bitten off more than he can chew. 
Rob Schneider is… Jaws.

Kill me.

Martin Brody was just a normal cop in a small town with a loving wife and son until a tragic accident at the beach changed everything. Now, it’s up to him and his buddies to save the summer, and he’s going to learn, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

Rob Schneider is… Jaws.

Kill me.

February 26, 2014

Confused? Click here for part 1 part three

February 26, 2014

WHAT AM I DOING?

Part II 

Part III

February 21, 2014
I’m preeeeetty sure this is what the movie Nebraska is about.
Also, I found out that “drunk dad” is apparently a frequently used tag in my posts.

I’m preeeeetty sure this is what the movie Nebraska is about.

Also, I found out that “drunk dad” is apparently a frequently used tag in my posts.

February 10, 2014
CLICK HERE?

CLICK HERE?

February 5, 2014

Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope, or And I would have gotten away with it if not for my constant, smarmy insinuations about having killed that dude.

January 16, 2014
Woah. You should almost be a pro at writing suspense by now!

Woah. You should almost be a pro at writing suspense by now!

January 16, 2014
More expert storytelling technique!

More expert storytelling technique!

January 14, 2014
My masterclass in suspense writing continues.

My masterclass in suspense writing continues.

January 7, 2014
This is what I assume film school is like.

This is what I assume film school is like.