September 26, 2013

I saw a photo of a family in a really awkward family photo where all of them are sitting in a bathtub, and you know how some people periodically ask me to do art for bands or whatever? I would actually pay you (like five bucks) if you use that for the front or back cover of your next album. Physical release, digital doesn’t count. First come first serve. Good for one only, as I’m really broke right now.

Photo not provided in case someone has a problem with looking at a family sitting in a bloody swimming pool. I don’t know. I think it’s pretty metal. Home birth is metal as fuck. Ask my mom if you don’t believe me.

And speaking of being really broke right now, if you are a musician or whatever and looking for someone to do some stuff for an upcoming release or some merch or just a flyer or something, that shit’s like my favorite thing to do ever.

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 PS also if you do use that family photo, I’ll do typography for it, with your band name and do the layouting stuff. And also probably cover the eyes of the people in the photo, because it would be kinda messed up to just use a bunch of people’s faces without getting their permission. I am completely serious. 

April 5, 2013
Ummmmm. So here’s a thing I’m working on for a thing for some people. It’s kinda a work in progress, but I’d like some input. Also, you should click to make it biggger.

Ummmmm. So here’s a thing I’m working on for a thing for some people. It’s kinda a work in progress, but I’d like some input. 
Also, you should click to make it biggger.

November 23, 2012
So, I really miss Michael Clarke Duncan. And I’m really charmed by thinking of a children’s book about John Coffey going off and having an adventure with Del’s mouse. I hope they get to the mouse city.
Also, I want more Green Mile fan art. Draw some more Green Mile fan art. Tumblr, start acting cool like you do about Doctor Who but with the dramatic novellas of Stephen King. Gimme some homemade Misery hobbling gifs with wacky captions.

So, I really miss Michael Clarke Duncan. And I’m really charmed by thinking of a children’s book about John Coffey going off and having an adventure with Del’s mouse. I hope they get to the mouse city.

Also, I want more Green Mile fan art. Draw some more Green Mile fan art. Tumblr, start acting cool like you do about Doctor Who but with the dramatic novellas of Stephen King. Gimme some homemade Misery hobbling gifs with wacky captions.

October 19, 2012
Happy Halloweeen(?)
Here’s a spooky image to uhghf fuck I don’t know what I’m doing any more. I think this was supposed to be a show flyer originally, but i don’t know if it’s being used or what, so here it is without the text on it, and also I am being attacked by wild badgers. 

Happy Halloweeen(?)

Here’s a spooky image to uhghf fuck I don’t know what I’m doing any more. I think this was supposed to be a show flyer originally, but i don’t know if it’s being used or what, so here it is without the text on it, and also I am being attacked by wild badgers. 

April 19, 2012