You should draw a picture of Han Frodo. So a cross between Han Solo and Frodo, Han’s Vest and pants, Sting and the Ring and then hairy feet
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

You should draw a picture of Han Frodo. So a cross between Han Solo and Frodo, Han’s Vest and pants, Sting and the Ring and then hairy feet
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

So. This is really gross, and really NSFW.
It’s a short that I kinda directed, like a year ago, and have been putting off doing anything with because I honestly don’t know what to make of it, and it hurts my stomach to look at or listen to it.
A while back, I shot my friend Brett reading a really sad message board post from the Flesh-Light message board. It was sad, and kinda funny, in a really strange way.
Shortly afterward, another person told me they wanted to perform this monologue, based on something they found on the internet. Then they asked that I not show their face, after we had shot it. It involves bugs.
The result, the video above, is really unnerving and something that I, myself find kinda difficult to watch.
IF YOU LIKE ME AS A PERSON, OR ALSO IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO I AM RELATED TO, EITHER GENETICALLY OR LEGALLY, PLEASE CONSIDER NOT WATCHING THIS.
WHO WANTS SOME MOUTH WASH?
SPOILERS, the original sketches that turned into this were one of the things I sent to someone.
But then I wanted to put it up…
I would have preferred to hand-letter it, but with just my mouse, that would have been AWFUL.follow rory.
I’m not sure about that, dude. My blog has a really serious rodent infestation problem right now, and I’m worried about putting public safety at risk.
SPOILERS, the original sketches that turned into this were one of the things I sent to someone.
But then I wanted to put it up…
I would have preferred to hand-letter it, but with just my mouse, that would have been AWFUL.
I was thinking about it and that Buscemummy would be a lot cooler if he was dancing.
Also Steve Buscemi dies a lot. But look at him wiggle.
Something about this really doesn’t look right to me, but I’m just making myself frustrated trying to figure out what it is, and I have an exam at 9:30 in the morning that I’ve been ignoring while I obsess over trying to figure out what it is that isn’t working for me. So I’m just going to go ahead and shoot it in the head by putting this online instead of fucking with it any further.
SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THAT FUCKING BURGER WIMPY I FUCKING TOLD YOU WIMPY OH GOD WIMPY WHAT DID YOU DO