September 11, 2014
What’s this? Oh, I don’t know, how about the most important animated gif of an exploding dog you’ll see all day.

What’s this? Oh, I don’t know, how about the most important animated gif of an exploding dog you’ll see all day.

July 22, 2014
Something Awful - The Birth of Bendyman

Look at the last page.
All Rory.

July 16, 2014
A friend of mine found this ad on craigslist and I decided to send them a reply.
Because I am an asshole.

A friend of mine found this ad on craigslist and I decided to send them a reply.

Because I am an asshole.

February 26, 2014
Space Jam 2 Leaked Opening Scene

The movie opens with a long tracking shot through the rubble of the city of Cleveland. The city is in ashes, and roving gangs prowl the streets looking for victims, looking for new kills. In the background, we hear a slow, sad, orchestral version of the Space Jam theme song, as a mournful chorus of children sings Come On And Slam And Welcome To The Jam
Close up of a mother clutching her child to keep it warm in the terrible nuclear winter of Cleveland. They rest in the shadows of once great but now deteriorating statues to LeBron James and Drew Carey, looking over the city as great monolithic, deadeyed titans, their power eroded by time and disuse.

In the distance we hear a dog barking. The child perks up, and excited, runs from his mother to the lost looking and three-legged dog that wanders through the streets. The dog barks with excitement and the child laughs. But then, suddenly, the headlights of a car come on and there is a godawful screeching as an jeep, a makeshift ironclad all decorated with heads piked by the savages inside, all screaming like demons, tears out into the main road, waving cudgels and guns and great fierce blades come speeding towards the child.
He doesn’t have time to run, only scream, before they are upon him. One of them grabs the child, and he flails wildly trying his best to wriggle himself loose. He manages, but only barely, scooping up the dog as he runs to the burning shell of a car on the side of the road, and tries to climb in to escape, to hide, to get some sort of safety. Everything is quiet for a moment, but then the glass shatters as one of the marauders shatters the window with his hand and grabs the child, and begins to pull him out of the car.
In the distance, we hear the mother scream NO! OH GOD, NO! WHY LEBRON? WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
The image of the burnt out husk of a city fades to black, as the children sing their haunting song.
In the black, suddenly we hear a voice say Y’ALL READY FOR THIS?
Quick cut.
LeBron on the court for the Miami Heat, looking like he’s at the top of his game.

Title Card: SPACE JAM 2
By Cormac McCarthy.

I’m sorry Cleveland.

February 18, 2014
Andy mentioned a joke he wrote, that ultimately he decided to cut, involving a surfing mummy movie called Mahalo Mummy. While that part might be gone, I still thought the idea was too funny to not draw what I imagine the poster for that film looking like, for my own amusement, and he said it was cool if I posted it.

Andy mentioned a joke he wrote, that ultimately he decided to cut, involving a surfing mummy movie called Mahalo Mummy. While that part might be gone, I still thought the idea was too funny to not draw what I imagine the poster for that film looking like, for my own amusement, and he said it was cool if I posted it.

January 23, 2014
roryblank:

I was thinking about it and that Buscemummy would be a lot cooler if he was dancing.
Also Steve Buscemi dies a lot. But look at him wiggle.

the good old days…
Look at him go…

roryblank:

I was thinking about it and that Buscemummy would be a lot cooler if he was dancing.

Also Steve Buscemi dies a lot. But look at him wiggle.

the good old days…

Look at him go…

(via wassuupvega)

January 16, 2014
More expert storytelling technique!

More expert storytelling technique!

January 14, 2014
My masterclass in suspense writing continues.

My masterclass in suspense writing continues.

December 11, 2013

Something I drew a while ago. Something about an idea that kept spinning around in my head while I was having an anxiety attack.
I’m not doing anything else with it, so you might as well look at it.

October 31, 2013

I decided to take a good chunk of yesterday to, for a change of pace, make a really dumb, crudely animated short called The House That Has a Ghost In It That Might Be Watching You Jerk Off - By Stephen King.