August 28, 2012
Writing job applications and letters of intent and trying to find a job in general is balls city. Can’t I just send this to employers? Wouldn’t that be enough?
If you saw this, wouldn’t you think “fuck yeah, this guy would be a great fucking receptionist”?
Also, I am proficient with Microsoft Office and most of Adobe Creative Suite and average about 70 WPM.

Writing job applications and letters of intent and trying to find a job in general is balls city. Can’t I just send this to employers? Wouldn’t that be enough?

If you saw this, wouldn’t you think “fuck yeah, this guy would be a great fucking receptionist”?

Also, I am proficient with Microsoft Office and most of Adobe Creative Suite and average about 70 WPM.

August 1, 2012

So I put that animated gif in a thread on Something Awful, in the hopes of getting other people to make animated gifs of food.

And then this happened.

I had to retaliate. 

July 31, 2012
This is what I did today. Fuck.
Also, that’s Ted Nugent in the background… Because why wouldn’t it be?

This is what I did today. Fuck.

Also, that’s Ted Nugent in the background… Because why wouldn’t it be?

October 11, 2011
The climatic scene of the summer blockbuster I’m writing in my head.

The climatic scene of the summer blockbuster I’m writing in my head.