July 22, 2014
CRIME!

CRIME!

July 20, 2014

I am doing bad photoshops of people I know’s faces on onto other people. Let me have access to photos of you, tumblr users, and I may or may not put your face on someone else’s face.

March 17, 2014
Oh hello. Here’s a comic I drew for the most recent issue of 787XX.
If you live in Austin, you can pick it up at cafes and other places I think. If you don’t, you can’t, so I put my comic online so that people who don’t live in Austin might be able to see it.
Really though, it would be way cooler to have a genre of fiction about people in the dark ages having access to retrofitted future technology but being way too dumb to use it.

Oh hello. Here’s a comic I drew for the most recent issue of 787XX.

If you live in Austin, you can pick it up at cafes and other places I think. If you don’t, you can’t, so I put my comic online so that people who don’t live in Austin might be able to see it.

Really though, it would be way cooler to have a genre of fiction about people in the dark ages having access to retrofitted future technology but being way too dumb to use it.

February 21, 2014
I’m preeeeetty sure this is what the movie Nebraska is about.
Also, I found out that “drunk dad” is apparently a frequently used tag in my posts.

I’m preeeeetty sure this is what the movie Nebraska is about.

Also, I found out that “drunk dad” is apparently a frequently used tag in my posts.

January 7, 2014
This is what I assume film school is like.

This is what I assume film school is like.

December 17, 2013
Last week, my friend Ebit misread a headline on Huffington Post and I thought it would be really funny to do a drawing based off of what she thought it said and the Norwegian statue of the naked dude kicking and punching babies.
And then I remembered that abusing animals isn’t cool, so I added a subtitle that I think is a valid justification for punching a bunch of dogs, because Muhammad Ali rules and I wouldn’t want to sully his reputation.

Last week, my friend Ebit misread a headline on Huffington Post and I thought it would be really funny to do a drawing based off of what she thought it said and the Norwegian statue of the naked dude kicking and punching babies.

And then I remembered that abusing animals isn’t cool, so I added a subtitle that I think is a valid justification for punching a bunch of dogs, because Muhammad Ali rules and I wouldn’t want to sully his reputation.

December 10, 2013

October 31, 2013

I decided to take a good chunk of yesterday to, for a change of pace, make a really dumb, crudely animated short called The House That Has a Ghost In It That Might Be Watching You Jerk Off - By Stephen King.

October 31, 2013
This dingus didn’t plan ahead.
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And HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am SO STOKED.

This dingus didn’t plan ahead.

Don’t let your halloween costume go bust. Click here for more great ideas that you can totally do LAST MINUTE.

And HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am SO STOKED.

October 23, 2013
Do you like seafood?
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Help me afford to not be homeless again!

Do you like seafood?

More great halloween costume ideas here!

Help me afford to not be homeless again!