March 17, 2014
Oh hello. Here’s a comic I drew for the most recent issue of 787XX.
If you live in Austin, you can pick it up at cafes and other places I think. If you don’t, you can’t, so I put my comic online so that people who don’t live in Austin might be able to see it.
Really though, it would be way cooler to have a genre of fiction about people in the dark ages having access to retrofitted future technology but being way too dumb to use it.

Oh hello. Here’s a comic I drew for the most recent issue of 787XX.

If you live in Austin, you can pick it up at cafes and other places I think. If you don’t, you can’t, so I put my comic online so that people who don’t live in Austin might be able to see it.

Really though, it would be way cooler to have a genre of fiction about people in the dark ages having access to retrofitted future technology but being way too dumb to use it.

February 21, 2014
I’m preeeeetty sure this is what the movie Nebraska is about.
Also, I found out that “drunk dad” is apparently a frequently used tag in my posts.

I’m preeeeetty sure this is what the movie Nebraska is about.

Also, I found out that “drunk dad” is apparently a frequently used tag in my posts.

January 7, 2014
This is what I assume film school is like.

This is what I assume film school is like.

December 17, 2013
Last week, my friend Ebit misread a headline on Huffington Post and I thought it would be really funny to do a drawing based off of what she thought it said and the Norwegian statue of the naked dude kicking and punching babies.
And then I remembered that abusing animals isn’t cool, so I added a subtitle that I think is a valid justification for punching a bunch of dogs, because Muhammad Ali rules and I wouldn’t want to sully his reputation.

Last week, my friend Ebit misread a headline on Huffington Post and I thought it would be really funny to do a drawing based off of what she thought it said and the Norwegian statue of the naked dude kicking and punching babies.

And then I remembered that abusing animals isn’t cool, so I added a subtitle that I think is a valid justification for punching a bunch of dogs, because Muhammad Ali rules and I wouldn’t want to sully his reputation.

December 10, 2013

October 31, 2013

I decided to take a good chunk of yesterday to, for a change of pace, make a really dumb, crudely animated short called The House That Has a Ghost In It That Might Be Watching You Jerk Off - By Stephen King.

October 31, 2013
This dingus didn’t plan ahead.
Don’t let your halloween costume go bust. Click here for more great ideas that you can totally do LAST MINUTE.
And HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am SO STOKED.

This dingus didn’t plan ahead.

Don’t let your halloween costume go bust. Click here for more great ideas that you can totally do LAST MINUTE.

And HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am SO STOKED.

October 23, 2013
Do you like seafood?
More great halloween costume ideas here!
Help me afford to not be homeless again!

Do you like seafood?

More great halloween costume ideas here!

Help me afford to not be homeless again!

October 21, 2013
COMMISSIONS!
I like monsters and horror and weird fiction, but I also like cute stuff and pop-culture also.
I LOVE doing show flyers, and other art for musicians (talk to me about it).
I don’t want to draw sex stuff.
I mean, boobs and wieners are cool, but I don’t want to draw stuff going inside of other things.
So a mummy hitting a dracula in the dong with a mallet is cool, but drawing them trying to make mummy dracula hybrids is something best left to them in private.
I’ll send you a high-res digital copy to do whatever you want with, but if you wanna cover printing and s/h (not much more), I’ll sign it and make sure it looks real nice, and I think that’s a cooler option. But nothing bigger than 11x17. And nobody else will ever get to have it, unless you give it to them.
And speaking of printing, if you’ve seen something on the blog you like, you can have a rad, sick-house slick print of it, for 10 BUCKS.
How about that?
Just hit up roryharman@gmail.com
And while supplies last (meaning as long as I have ephemera on hand), anyone who orders a physical object will get something extra shoved in the envelope. It could be an animal tooth, it could be a couple playing cards from Las Vegas, it could be a mix cd, or a gamecube game I don’t want (Mario Tennis), or something else mysterious.
It’s like the prizes in boxes of Cracker Jacks!
Actually, it’s not at all. The prizes in Cracker Jacks kinda blow these days.
roryharman@gmail.com
Vermin Supreme 2016.
R.I.P. ODB
Reblogging in case you missed it earlier.
A bottle full of wheatpaste exploded in my room earlier, and now my desk smells like sourdough vomit.

COMMISSIONS!

I like monsters and horror and weird fiction, but I also like cute stuff and pop-culture also.

I LOVE doing show flyers, and other art for musicians (talk to me about it).

I don’t want to draw sex stuff.

I mean, boobs and wieners are cool, but I don’t want to draw stuff going inside of other things.

So a mummy hitting a dracula in the dong with a mallet is cool, but drawing them trying to make mummy dracula hybrids is something best left to them in private.

I’ll send you a high-res digital copy to do whatever you want with, but if you wanna cover printing and s/h (not much more), I’ll sign it and make sure it looks real nice, and I think that’s a cooler option. But nothing bigger than 11x17. And nobody else will ever get to have it, unless you give it to them.

And speaking of printing, if you’ve seen something on the blog you like, you can have a rad, sick-house slick print of it, for 10 BUCKS.

How about that?

Just hit up roryharman@gmail.com

And while supplies last (meaning as long as I have ephemera on hand), anyone who orders a physical object will get something extra shoved in the envelope. It could be an animal tooth, it could be a couple playing cards from Las Vegas, it could be a mix cd, or a gamecube game I don’t want (Mario Tennis), or something else mysterious.

It’s like the prizes in boxes of Cracker Jacks!

Actually, it’s not at all. The prizes in Cracker Jacks kinda blow these days.

roryharman@gmail.com

Vermin Supreme 2016.

R.I.P. ODB

Reblogging in case you missed it earlier.

A bottle full of wheatpaste exploded in my room earlier, and now my desk smells like sourdough vomit.

(via eejitsan)

October 21, 2013
COMMISSIONS!
I like monsters and horror and weird fiction, but I also like cute stuff and pop-culture also.
I LOVE doing show flyers, and other art for musicians (talk to me about it).
I don’t want to draw sex stuff.
I mean, boobs and wieners are cool, but I don’t want to draw stuff going inside of other things.
So a mummy hitting a dracula in the dong with a mallet is cool, but drawing them trying to make mummy dracula hybrids is something best left to them in private.
I’ll send you a high-res digital copy to do whatever you want with, but if you wanna cover printing and s/h (not much more), I’ll sign it and make sure it looks real nice, and I think that’s a cooler option. But nothing bigger than 11x17. And nobody else will ever get to have it, unless you give it to them.
And speaking of printing, if you’ve seen something on the blog you like, you can have a rad, sick-house slick print of it, for 10 BUCKS.
How about that?
Just hit up roryharman@gmail.com
And while supplies last (meaning as long as I have ephemera on hand), anyone who orders a physical object will get something extra shoved in the envelope. It could be an animal tooth, it could be a couple playing cards from Las Vegas, it could be a mix cd, or a gamecube game I don’t want (Mario Tennis), or something else mysterious.
It’s like the prizes in boxes of Cracker Jacks!
Actually, it’s not at all. The prizes in Cracker Jacks kinda blow these days.
roryharman@gmail.com

Vermin Supreme 2016.
R.I.P. ODB

COMMISSIONS!

I like monsters and horror and weird fiction, but I also like cute stuff and pop-culture also.

I LOVE doing show flyers, and other art for musicians (talk to me about it).

I don’t want to draw sex stuff.

I mean, boobs and wieners are cool, but I don’t want to draw stuff going inside of other things.

So a mummy hitting a dracula in the dong with a mallet is cool, but drawing them trying to make mummy dracula hybrids is something best left to them in private.

I’ll send you a high-res digital copy to do whatever you want with, but if you wanna cover printing and s/h (not much more), I’ll sign it and make sure it looks real nice, and I think that’s a cooler option. But nothing bigger than 11x17. And nobody else will ever get to have it, unless you give it to them.

And speaking of printing, if you’ve seen something on the blog you like, you can have a rad, sick-house slick print of it, for 10 BUCKS.

How about that?

Just hit up roryharman@gmail.com

And while supplies last (meaning as long as I have ephemera on hand), anyone who orders a physical object will get something extra shoved in the envelope. It could be an animal tooth, it could be a couple playing cards from Las Vegas, it could be a mix cd, or a gamecube game I don’t want (Mario Tennis), or something else mysterious.

It’s like the prizes in boxes of Cracker Jacks!

Actually, it’s not at all. The prizes in Cracker Jacks kinda blow these days.

roryharman@gmail.com

Vermin Supreme 2016.

R.I.P. ODB