Ahhhh! The Bendyman got into my anus from the toilet!!!! MURDER YOU’RE FAMIL
Look at the last page.
My job involves me constantly cutting my hands and rubbing the skin raw.
Not thinking about this for a minute, I decided it would be a great idea to dice some jalapeños into my dinner tonight.
My hands are literal balls of fire right now.
Not skin or muscle or bone any more, just burning flames with the shapes of hands. Maybe this is a new super power.
I am doing bad photoshops of people I know’s faces on onto other people. Let me have access to photos of you, tumblr users, and I may or may not put your face on someone else’s face.
To read this comic properly, listen to The Sound Of Silence all the way through while going back and forth between the last two panels.
Oh hello. Here’s a comic I drew for the most recent issue of 787XX.
If you live in Austin, you can pick it up at cafes and other places I think. If you don’t, you can’t, so I put my comic online so that people who don’t live in Austin might be able to see it.
Really though, it would be way cooler to have a genre of fiction about people in the dark ages having access to retrofitted future technology but being way too dumb to use it.