Last week, my friend Ebit misread a headline on Huffington Post and I thought it would be really funny to do a drawing based off of what she thought it said and the Norwegian statue of the naked dude kicking and punching babies.
And then I remembered that abusing animals isn’t cool, so I added a subtitle that I think is a valid justification for punching a bunch of dogs, because Muhammad Ali rules and I wouldn’t want to sully his reputation.
That was a decision, I certainly made a decision.
Hi gang, this week I’ve been making a hand puppet of a cute dog for a thing, I’m helping Jimmie with. More details about what that entails soon.
It’s kinda been taking a while though, because my sewing machine has been acting funny so I’ve been doing it all by hand. Woohoo good times. That dog needs some clothes maybe.
Sometimes I like to sit down and write down a list of all of the dogs that I like, but then it ends up turning into all of the dogs, and that’s a really long list.
I saw a photo of a family in a really awkward family photo where all of them are sitting in a bathtub, and you know how some people periodically ask me to do art for bands or whatever? I would actually pay you (like five bucks) if you use that for the front or back cover of your next album. Physical release, digital doesn’t count. First come first serve. Good for one only, as I’m really broke right now.
Photo not provided in case someone has a problem with looking at a family sitting in a bloody swimming pool. I don’t know. I think it’s pretty metal. Home birth is metal as fuck. Ask my mom if you don’t believe me.
And speaking of being really broke right now, if you are a musician or whatever and looking for someone to do some stuff for an upcoming release or some merch or just a flyer or something, that shit’s like my favorite thing to do ever.
PS also if you do use that family photo, I’ll do typography for it, with your band name and do the layouting stuff. And also probably cover the eyes of the people in the photo, because it would be kinda messed up to just use a bunch of people’s faces without getting their permission. I am completely serious.
Oh dang, Potus, what will you do next?
I’ve been watching a lot of Veep recently, what’s up?
Uhhh. someone handed me this comic book earlier and I don’t know, I think something is wrong with it.
Somebody asked me to draw cholo dogs for them, potentially for a band shirt.
I think it needs something else, like, another dog, or some bones or empty cigarette packs or something.
What do you think?
Also, the band isn’t called Dogtime.