July 21, 2014

My job involves me constantly cutting my hands and rubbing the skin raw.

Not thinking about this for a minute, I decided it would be a great idea to dice some jalapeƱos into my dinner tonight.

My hands are literal balls of fire right now.

Not skin or muscle or bone any more, just burning flames with the shapes of hands. Maybe this is a new super power.

7:14pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJy1M8WRSM
Filed under: dumb diary my diary cooking 
July 20, 2011

The worst cooking show ever?

2:15am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJy7JBubs
Filed under: sad weird cooking comedy scifi horror