October 18, 2013

There’s an In-N-Out Burger opening down the street from my house.

Being in the middle of a stressful job search, I decided to go ahead and write a cover letter to mail to them, along with my resume. It’s so good though that I decided to share it with you, so you can take notes on how to do a good cover letter in the future.

Cover Letter

I love hamburgers.

They are my favorite food.

If there is a shift meal, I will be the most stoked, because that means I get to eat hamburgers.

Please let me have the hamburgers.

I will make hammurgers all day, as long as i get one or two of the hamburgers.

If I had to choose between eating habmurgers and not eating hamburgers, I would choose hamburgers.
And eating them.
Eating the hambugers
If you don’t let me have your hammerburgss, I will go down the street to Your Mom’s and get their hamburgers, which are really good. You should try them some time.

Please let me have some hamdurgers.
Rory

With help from Brady Bennet.

October 11, 2012
Yeah, yeah, so I posted this yesterday also, but I reformatted it so it’s more friendly to feeds. Maybe later I’ll put up a drawing of Wimpy after consuming a mass of pure evil and having transformed into some sort of elder-god looking thing.
I thought about including that in the initial comic, but it felt too much like something i did with Hello Kitty a few months ago.

Yeah, yeah, so I posted this yesterday also, but I reformatted it so it’s more friendly to feeds. Maybe later I’ll put up a drawing of Wimpy after consuming a mass of pure evil and having transformed into some sort of elder-god looking thing.

I thought about including that in the initial comic, but it felt too much like something i did with Hello Kitty a few months ago.

September 18, 2012

I’m honestly starting to get tired of doing these, which is strange to complain about since this is something I’m doing for free and in my own time, of my own free will, and it’s starting to feel kinda obnoxious to me, but hey, I accidentally spurred 40+ pages of honestly really disconcerting and uncomfortably obsessive conversation on Something Awful about burgers. This is what I get for thinking the idea of a burger wearing a cowboy hat was funny.

Besides, I really don’t know what could possibly be more patriotic than that last gif and I would be insulting our founding fathers to think I could ever do better.

America.

September 15, 2012
So yesterday there was a bomb threat against my campus, allegedly coming from some dude named Al Kayeda or something like that. I ended up walking in the rain for like a mile and a half to get away from the bombs (which didn’t exist), which got kinda silly, what with the part where we were really far away from all of the buildings for a while before we even got off campus. Also it was raining and cold.
So anyway, today I watched a clip of Alex Jones talking about the whole incident and, aside from claiming that I and other students worship a cow, he made the claim that we have drills like this regularly at my school, which we don’t, really. I mean, the sirens get tested once a month, but they give out a warning and make an announcement about it before they do it, so it’s really more like a really loud, annoying version of testing the fire alarms in your house, and less like “being conditioned for martial law” or whatever.
Also I think it’s more likely that the call came from some dickhead trying to get out of taking a test than being part of a government “psy-ops” program. Seriously dude, you don’t have to look for patterns in everything. Sometimes people just do shitty things and there’s not something big and horrible behind it.
Also I made an animated gif where he yells hotdogs.

So yesterday there was a bomb threat against my campus, allegedly coming from some dude named Al Kayeda or something like that. I ended up walking in the rain for like a mile and a half to get away from the bombs (which didn’t exist), which got kinda silly, what with the part where we were really far away from all of the buildings for a while before we even got off campus. Also it was raining and cold.

So anyway, today I watched a clip of Alex Jones talking about the whole incident and, aside from claiming that I and other students worship a cow, he made the claim that we have drills like this regularly at my school, which we don’t, really. I mean, the sirens get tested once a month, but they give out a warning and make an announcement about it before they do it, so it’s really more like a really loud, annoying version of testing the fire alarms in your house, and less like “being conditioned for martial law” or whatever.

Also I think it’s more likely that the call came from some dickhead trying to get out of taking a test than being part of a government “psy-ops” program. Seriously dude, you don’t have to look for patterns in everything. Sometimes people just do shitty things and there’s not something big and horrible behind it.

Also I made an animated gif where he yells hotdogs.

August 2, 2012
I don’t know what I’m doing any more.

I don’t know what I’m doing any more.

April 17, 2011
Edit: This is my 200th post.

Edit: This is my 200th post.