July 14, 2014
"The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. The four twentieth-century writers whose work is most responsible for it are probably Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Sherwood Anderson, and the poet Dylan Thomas. They are the writers who largely formed our vision of an existential English-speaking wasteland where people have been cut off from one another and live in an atmosphere of emotional strangulation and despair. These concepts are very familiar to most alcoholics; the common reaction to them is amusement. Substance-abusing writers are just substance abusers—common garden-variety drunks and druggies, in other words."

Stephen King, On Writing

October 31, 2013

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I decided to take a good chunk of yesterday to, for a change of pace, make an animated short called The House That Has a Ghost In It That Might Be Watching You Jerk Off - By Stephen King.

BEHOLD. I AM AN IDIOT.

October 31, 2013

I decided to take a good chunk of yesterday to, for a change of pace, make a really dumb, crudely animated short called The House That Has a Ghost In It That Might Be Watching You Jerk Off - By Stephen King.

October 14, 2013
Probably the dumbest comic I’ve drawn in a long time.

Probably the dumbest comic I’ve drawn in a long time.

November 23, 2012
So, I really miss Michael Clarke Duncan. And I’m really charmed by thinking of a children’s book about John Coffey going off and having an adventure with Del’s mouse. I hope they get to the mouse city.
Also, I want more Green Mile fan art. Draw some more Green Mile fan art. Tumblr, start acting cool like you do about Doctor Who but with the dramatic novellas of Stephen King. Gimme some homemade Misery hobbling gifs with wacky captions.

So, I really miss Michael Clarke Duncan. And I’m really charmed by thinking of a children’s book about John Coffey going off and having an adventure with Del’s mouse. I hope they get to the mouse city.

Also, I want more Green Mile fan art. Draw some more Green Mile fan art. Tumblr, start acting cool like you do about Doctor Who but with the dramatic novellas of Stephen King. Gimme some homemade Misery hobbling gifs with wacky captions.