Anonymous asked: are you a vegetarian? your hamburgers confuse me.
Short answer: no.
Long answer: I feel super guilty sometimes eating animal products, but I do it sometimes anyway. Also when I did all of that stuff, I was staying in a vegan co-op, and I was hanging out there one day and thought it would be really funny to make an animated gif of a burger with a gun.
It turned into this thing on SomethingAwful, which I think also has a better explanation in the introduction.
But no. I am not. I was for a while and I got really sick because I am bad at eating.