May 9, 2013
What a master of disguise!

What a master of disguise!

12:24pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykbktaS
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Filed under: ghost facts master of disguise 
May 8, 2013

Well, my rear derailleur broke about half way to work this morning. That’s about as much as possible the opposite of a thing that I want.
And then my work computer was being really fucking weird all morning.
Hot damn, today’s a nonstop adventure. At least I’m not as exhausted as I usually am when I get off work, so I might be able to get some shit done today.
Or I could just play the Double Fine Humble Bundle games.
Fuck it, man. I’ve really been wanting to check out Stacking.

6:45pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykYjhqa
Filed under: WOOO Spring Break 
May 7, 2013

How much would I have to pay a mariachi band to play I Am The Black Wizards by Emperor? And how well do you think a friend of mine would take it if I were to surprise them by having a mariachi band show up at their house to play a bunch of black metal songs?

12:24pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykSLUMB
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Filed under: Nobody in particular just curious black metal 
May 6, 2013

theleftmark asked: You're like an evil genie What tablet are you using?

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And that’s how you make:

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A SHITTY DRAWING OF JOHN HODGMAN

11:52pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykQcjpp
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Filed under: Art art lessons john hodgman hodgman tablets 
May 6, 2013

tangiblemusing replied to your post: You should draw a picture of Han Frodo. So a cross…
You’re brilliant. Thank you for this.
Don’t thank me, blame science.

5:54pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykP1kZw
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May 6, 2013

You should draw a picture of Han Frodo. So a cross between Han Solo and Frodo, Han’s Vest and pants, Sting and the Ring and then hairy feet

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. 

2:38am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykM4b2X
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Filed under: han solo harrison ford frodo baggins star wars lord of the rings horror fan art mashups I really hate mashups LOTR submission elijah wood 
May 6, 2013

Well internet, I just moved forward on finishing something kinda cool, but I’ve spent most of today feeling pretty hopelessly frustrated and irate for very little of a reason.
I don’t like doing that, not at all.

12:44am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykLsire
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May 5, 2013

My submission box is open.
Send me a picture of you or someone else making a really funny face. Or anything else.

2:46pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykJIJkH
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May 5, 2013
you asked specifically for no weiner picks in your submit boxbut you can’t tell me what to do THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID NOT TO DO. THIS IS SOME FUCKING KAFKA SHIT.That had better be a veggiedog Edward, or you’re gonna have some explaining to do.

you asked specifically for no weiner picks in your submit box

but you can’t tell me what to do

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID NOT TO DO. THIS IS SOME FUCKING KAFKA SHIT.
That had better be a veggiedog Edward, or you’re gonna have some explaining to do.

1:04am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykG8BWP
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Filed under: FUCKING KAFKA SHIT submission teamweiner 
May 5, 2013

Uh, I decided to open the submissions box, mostly to see what people would send me, if given the option. So send me stuff.
Please don’t send me pictures of your weiner. I’m sure your weiner is very nice, but I don’t think I’ll appreciate it as much as you might want.

12:33am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZGGwJykG2wGQ
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