August 27, 2014

I’m pretty sure that anything that the internet describes as rugged, manly activities is pretty much just what people  who don’t spend their entire day sitting on reddit talking about how manly a dude is for knowing how to make things or cook meat do, and has nothing to do with your gender identity.

August 26, 2014

I couldn’t sleep last night because I heard a song off the album Dear You and then I remembered sitting in a train car at 4 in the morning and listening to Jawbreaker, a few days after Christmas, bundled up against the overwhelming cold, staring at the shadowed blurs of the desert landscape going by, lit up by the moon, and wondering why I was bothering to go back to a town where I was sleeping on people’s couches or doorsteps and nothing was working out.
And I remembered how I felt then. Scared and alone and wanting to give up, wanting to walk up to someone, with a white flag in my hand, and tell them that I wanted to surrender. 
And I started crying.

August 25, 2014

I spent like an hour tweaking all the wires in a replacement plug for a pair of high quality noise canceling headphones before plugging it in to test it out and remembering that all I listen to is shitty, lo-fi garbage music and I could get the same degree of “noise canceling” by just turning the volume up really loud.
But at least now I can really HEAR the absence of any production value on the record.

August 25, 2014

Am I going to watch The Running Man, The Lawnmower Man, and Demolition Man back to back to back? Fuck yeah.
Should I watch The Running Man, The Lawnmower Man, and Demolition Man back to back to back? Fuck you.

August 24, 2014
myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:
US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043
Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

(via neil-gaiman)

August 24, 2014

Yesterday one of my coworkers told me that I remind him of Harvey Pekar. That might be one of the kindest things anyone has ever told me.

August 20, 2014
ambienne:

Bear grandpa is so important (feat roryblank)

Holy shit I didn’t know you could tag people.
We were talking about how much I wish Bob Mould was my grandpa.

ambienne:

Bear grandpa is so important (feat roryblank)

Holy shit I didn’t know you could tag people.

We were talking about how much I wish Bob Mould was my grandpa.

August 17, 2014
Yep, there is definitely something wrong with the camera. My face keeps coming out weird.
Maybe it’s the f-stop.

Yep, there is definitely something wrong with the camera. My face keeps coming out weird.

Maybe it’s the f-stop.

August 17, 2014

I posed for some hot male model pics and this is how they turned out. I think there’s something wrong with the camera maybe.

August 16, 2014

mobile-suit-femdom:

I wish more things were haunted.