Yes I’m still doing this.
I still think this is funny.
SXSW IS A POSER FEST
SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST ISN’T A FESTIVAL, IT’S AN ELABORATE WEEKLONG PROMOTION FOR DORITOS.
you must destroy it, before it destroys you
Too late, Bro, I have already been merged with the device
As you can clearly see, I am now one with the tech.
So my phone tries to write predictive text messages, where it will suggest one word to begin a composition and then it will suggest more words based on each last word.
Well, through the power of my phone bumping into my leg, it composed the message ”yeah yeah yeah dude no wheelchair yeah mediocrity is just overwhelming”
So, by the way, the technological singularity is upon us and my phone has completely learned and replicated my personality and made me superfluous.
Damnit, now Matthew McConaughey is probably too much of a big name to get him to be in that surf movie I wrote with Brett.
So are any of you nerds coming to Austin for SXSW?
Good morning, Danny.