not-a-cool-ghost asked: I saw a man jacking off through his pocket while crossing the street by the Co-Op. He is oldish, thin, and has grey hair. You should keep an eye out for him, because he's around and I know you want to see a public masturbator. god knows I did.
I got cornered by an old dude with a radio, which he turned on, announcing “can’t get this off an MP3 player”.And then spent the next two minutes asking me if the 60s folk that was playing was “The Kurt Cobain Band” or “Guns And Roses”. I finally brushed past him saying “dude, I have no idea. I only listen to improvisational jazz.”
clusteredpancakes asked: PHANTOM. FUCKING. TOLBOOTH.
I'm not sure if anyone realizes this
engermanagement: but Charlie Sheen is at the Gathering of Juggalos. On purpose. Right now. He’s goddamn tweeting about it. How is this not the biggest deal ever and why am I not there?
finegroundmulch asked: Reading Lolita in Tehran
not-a-cool-ghost asked: big beats are the best
not-a-cool-ghost asked: Rescue Me
spheress asked: The Fountain?
One of those days where I end up not sleeping and everything ends up gradually melting into a disconcerting blur. Also, I filmed a guy wearing an American Flag tanktop eating a bunch of sandwiches and then talking about how disappointed he was with himself for not eating enough sandwiches.
Me: So what you’re saying is I should intentionally get poison ivy on my dick for the sake of increased sexual gratification? Coworker: Yeah. Basically. Me: I think there are a few issues with that strategy that make it a bit problematic, but I don’t think I need to enumerate them at this moment.