March 2011
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Mar 22nd
um, hi.
wittyasfuck: I just saw the Dead Milkmen. For free. And they played Bitchin’ Camaro. And I did a dive during one of their songs, into the pit, to catch someone’s phone, and ended up getting my hand stomped and re-opened the wound in my leg, and filling it with all of the dirt at East Side Drive in, which I know for absolutely certain included at least one man’s puke. And then...
Mar 20th
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Mar 13th
Stop pretending to be classy, Stella Artois. And stop trying to use Adrian Brody against me. That’s just a mean trick.
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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I am collecting a big ball of red wax, so that I can seal letters. Now I just need a stamp. And people to write letters to.
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Mar 9th
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Oh yeah, going to see Motörhead tonight would be fucking awesome. Oh wait, I don’t think I can spare $30 and I’ve got two tests tomorrow. That’s cool, I guess. … Goddamnit. Thanks for ruining my day, academia.  Maybe I can take study breaks and draw pictures of Danzig shirtless yelling about werewolves and Jesus.
Mar 9th
After buying it two years ago, I noticed today that the wheel-chair I got from Good Will in San Antonio has a name carved into it. Sounds like I’m on the verge of a mystery.
Mar 8th
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…. So there’s something weird about riding your bike past a Chinese restaurant and realizing there’s some dude inside playing old Tom Waits songs on piano inside.
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
scribblesss: And another thing... →
wittyasfuck: roryblank: wittyasfuck: I’m pretty sure Jessy and I are the only two people in the world who still think Charlie Sheen quotes are funny. Correct me if I’m wrong. I think I enjoy Sheen’s rantings for the same basic reason that I enjoy Zippy The Pinhead Or the long winded prose of The Church Of… I never considered that Charlie Sheen was way too Advanced for the rest of...
Mar 8th
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And another thing...
wittyasfuck: I’m pretty sure Jessy and I are the only two people in the world who still think Charlie Sheen quotes are funny. Correct me if I’m wrong. I think I enjoy Sheen’s rantings for the same basic reason that I enjoy Zippy The Pinhead Or the long winded prose of The Church Of the SubGenius Or the equally self absorbed and difficult to follow David Icke. ...
Mar 8th
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Wanna drink O’Douls…. until we get full and tired of drinking O’Douls?
Mar 8th
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tomwaits: Good News! Tom is currently in the studio working on his next album. Stay tuned. !!!!
Mar 8th
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not-a-cool-ghost asked: Why am I so fucking awesome all the time?
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Mar 1st
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scribblesss: RICK PERRY →
spheres: clusteredpancakes: roryblank: So there I was, minding my own business, drinking an asston of coffee, when I suddenly remembered that I do not like Governor Rick Perry. Like in a deep and abiding way. In a way that transcends politics, into personal contempt. And then I thought it would be really funny to try to… this, my friends, is why few people in this world will ever surpass...
Mar 1st
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RICK PERRY
So there I was, minding my own business, drinking an asston of coffee, when I suddenly remembered that I do not like Governor Rick Perry. And then I thought it would be really funny to try to decontextualize him by drawing crap on his face. Sometimes he likes to get tarted up. Rick Perry Can also be a blank canvas, on which we can paint our own hopes and desires. Rick Perry is afraid he...
Mar 1st
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