March 2011
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February 2011
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Someone told me that I should draw a comic for the Academy Awards.
I thought about it for a second, but at the end of the day, I just really am not up to the task of drawing a fat, balding man hunched over with his own penis wedged firmly in his mouth.
MURDER!
The red dye I use to make fake blood… I just made the asinine mistake of picking the bottle up by the lid, and now I have a bunch of towels and clothes with big, dark crimson stains on them.
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I’ve been trying to get Cleverbot to tell me its secret recipe for Owl Stew, so far with no success. At one point, it asked me what mine was, so I typed something out.
I’m saving it here for future reference.
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Anonymous asked: Can we start a band? It would be called Cold Turkey Murder Strike. We wouldn't advertise on Google and we could make so much noise that we make Merzbow sound like fine classical music.
NEW BIKE!
Today, seven months after my bike got stolen, I finally got around to buying a new road bike. I’ve been riding a really heavy, borrowed mountain bike for most of the intervening period, and have become really used to that.
I ate shit on a hard turn. The deepest part of the roadrash is kinda heart shaped. So uh. Happy Valentines I guess.
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Going back, for a moment, to the long forgotten days of myspace, did anyone ever encounter a situation where someone WASN’T in their extended network?
Anonymous asked: Can we start a band? It would be called The Royal We. It would be like if we combined the badassness of Slim Cessna with twenty walls of DOOM.
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Anonymous asked: What makes it scary?
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Anonymous asked: why?
Anonymous asked: Does the royal we have to be pretentious? Won't you join us in our side-quest to rescue the royal we from the depths of pretension?
Anonymous asked: tell me a story from railroad times, rory... or should i say, strory?
Anonymous asked: Since we believe answering questions in a question-asking medium is inappropriate, as this puts us into one role from which we may not deviate (question-askers), we will instead ask: Why would we NOT want to?
Anonymous asked: What if suddenly, angry bees?
Anonymous asked: If we ask a question here, how will we know we have received an answer? We do not see an answer box. Is this your doing?
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