I wish it were possible to respond privately to anonymous messages on Tumblr, but that kinda runs counter to the point, I suppose.
That having been said: Thank you. I’m really not too fond of them either. I don’t know how to crochet, but it’d be cool to learn how to do it. I’m a bit claustrophobic though, and would rather not be stuck in a confined space. How about making and flying around in an airship? Like a big fucking zeppelin. We could have air battles and go to the tops of mountains and drop water balloons on anyone we wanted.