May 2013
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All I can really think about most of the time is how much I miss being able to actually sleep in my own bed, and how badly I want to be able to do that again. So that’s cool.
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h3boy replied to your photo: I recently ended up watching Mick Foley’s 1995…
I’ve read several of Mick’s books. He is a genuinely great human being.
My friend Jay said he’s where dreams come from.
negrofrankenstein replied to your photo: I recently ended up watching Mick Foley’s 1995…
Read his autobio, Have a Nice Day
Yeah. I’ve read bits of it. I also watched the Foley VS Funk fight synced up with his recollection of the fight, recorded in the audiobook. It’s a really interesting way to look at the match, but the audio mixing is a little iffy.
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Well, my rear derailleur broke about half way to work this morning. That’s about as much as possible the opposite of a thing that I want. And then my work computer was being really fucking weird all morning. Hot damn, today’s a nonstop adventure. At least I’m not as exhausted as I usually am when I get off work, so I might be able to get some shit done today. Or I could just play...
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How much would I have to pay a mariachi band to play I Am The Black Wizards by Emperor? And how well do you think a friend of mine would take it if I were to surprise them by having a mariachi band show up at their house to play a bunch of black metal songs?
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theleftmark asked: You're like an evil genie What tablet are you using?
tangiblemusing replied to your post: You should draw a picture of Han Frodo. So a cross…
You’re brilliant. Thank you for this.
Don’t thank me, blame science.
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You should draw a picture of Han Frodo. So a cross between Han Solo and Frodo, Han’s Vest and pants, Sting and the Ring and then hairy feet
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
Well internet, I just moved forward on finishing something kinda cool, but I’ve spent most of today feeling pretty hopelessly frustrated and irate for very little of a reason. I don’t like doing that, not at all.
My submission box is open. Send me a picture of you or someone else making a really funny face. Or anything else.
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Uh, I decided to open the submissions box, mostly to see what people would send me, if given the option. So send me stuff. Please don’t send me pictures of your weiner. I’m sure your weiner is very nice, but I don’t think I’ll appreciate it as much as you might want.
Looking for some investors to work on a longterm project to develop a machine capable of, in a matter of moments, determining whether or not something is “So Raven”.
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April 2013
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maecaffinated replied to your photo: In the middle of an actionpacked friday of faking…
Aw :/
Naw dude, all I had to do to get the glass out was just flick it slightly. The part that really hurt was tearing off the chunk of dead skin afterwards.
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kissmyvegancoccyx replied to your post: Sitting on a broken couch, shirtless, eating pizza…
Can I join?
Oh of course.
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Sitting on a broken couch, shirtless, eating pizza and watching scifi. I’ve done a lot of things in my life that I regret, said and done a lot of things I really wish I hadn’t, but this is not on that list.
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A mystery is afoot.
The facts so far. In Brett’s apartment, between 11:30 and 1 AM, someone took several handfuls of rice out of my ten pound bag and carefully, strategically, placed several individual handfuls of rice around the rooms, on furniture and what have you.I went to Brett’s apartment at 11:30 to get my coat. Brett came in at 1 AM with his girlfriend. Piles of rice on the couch, coffee table,...
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A while ago, at the behest of a performer, I directed and edited a short monologue about something really, really gross and unpleasant. Like, I had a hard time even sifting through the footage to put together a cut. It’s finally done and rendered, but I’m actually really reluctant to put it up because of how unseemly it is. It’s not really the sort of thing I generally want...
In the last four years, I’ve seen two people dress up as Zombie Elliot Smith for Halloween. I think a much better zombie musician costume would be Zombie GG Allin, since it would also double as a perfectly good Living GG Allin costume.
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Somewhere around 2008 or so, I started sporadically trying to convince people that it would be really funny if we organized en masse outside of Alex Jones’ studio on his birthday, to really obnoxiously scream about his birthday at him through a megaphone. Possibly with a stupid looking cake of building 7 or something. I wonder if now that a lot more people seem to be aware of the dude, if...
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