September 1, 2014
Happy Labor Day

Remember, every year on labor day, every working American can ask their boss to do one special favor for them, and if he doesn’t then Labor Dan, the Worker’s Rights gnome, will take them away in his gunnysack.

September 1, 2014

Cool tip: Instead of looking up photos of celebrities without clothes on (their bodies look like other naked people’s bodies but their faces look like famous people ???) you should watch The Twilight Zone on Netflix. That way you won’t be violating people’s privacy and dignity like a garbage person, and you’ll be watching one of the greatest achievements in television history.

It’s a win-win.

September 1, 2014
I may or may not have also posted this message in the comments on several of their top photos. 
I hope they get back to me soon.

I may or may not have also posted this message in the comments on several of their top photos. 

I hope they get back to me soon.

September 1, 2014
protestantthighs:

roryblank:

The super responsible and adult way that I deal with people posting racist images on facebook.

go cowboys

I straight up know nothing about sports. I just thought it would be really funny to say Go Suns at the end of the message, because I just listened to a song that ends with the words “Go Suns!” but then I realized that the Denver Broncos is a much better known team, even if in a different sport (which I also didn’t know until I looked it up right now).

protestantthighs:

roryblank:

The super responsible and adult way that I deal with people posting racist images on facebook.

go cowboys

I straight up know nothing about sports. I just thought it would be really funny to say Go Suns at the end of the message, because I just listened to a song that ends with the words “Go Suns!” but then I realized that the Denver Broncos is a much better known team, even if in a different sport (which I also didn’t know until I looked it up right now).

August 31, 2014
The super responsible and adult way that I deal with people posting racist images on facebook.

The super responsible and adult way that I deal with people posting racist images on facebook.

August 31, 2014
POLITIIIIICS

POLITIIIIICS

August 31, 2014

My private bathroom is about 2/3ds the size of my bedroom and has the nicer window, so today I bought an extension chord to run through the rafters to make my bathroom into my office.
I am living the highlife.

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Filed under: blessed 
August 27, 2014
Stunt mime.

Stunt mime.

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Filed under: i am an idiot 
August 27, 2014
I am making good life decisions.

I am making good life decisions.

August 27, 2014

Also on the subject of bizarrely gendered activities, anything I’ve ever heard characterized as a feminine chore or activity, like cooking, cleaning or sewing, is something that every person on the face of the planet should do at least a little if they want to be able to be an independent and self reliant adult, instead of a giant fucking baby person.
And if you’re a dude and expect someone else to do that shit for you instead of learning how to take care of yourself out of weirdo entitlement, you’re probably a garbage hell person. Have some self respect and learn how to do stuff for yourself, man.