August 20, 2014
ambienne:

Bear grandpa is so important (feat roryblank)

Holy shit I didn’t know you could tag people.
We were talking about how much I wish Bob Mould was my grandpa.

ambienne:

Bear grandpa is so important (feat roryblank)

Holy shit I didn’t know you could tag people.

We were talking about how much I wish Bob Mould was my grandpa.

August 17, 2014
Yep, there is definitely something wrong with the camera. My face keeps coming out weird.
Maybe it’s the f-stop.

Yep, there is definitely something wrong with the camera. My face keeps coming out weird.

Maybe it’s the f-stop.

August 17, 2014

I posed for some hot male model pics and this is how they turned out. I think there’s something wrong with the camera maybe.

August 16, 2014

mobile-suit-femdom:

I wish more things were haunted.

August 8, 2014

I’m in a heated argument with one of my coworkers because he doesn’t believe that we are all, in fact, astronauts. It’s pretty clear if you ask me.
Astronauts travel through space. The earth travels through space. We are on the earth. We are traveling through space. We are astronauts.

It’s pretty straightforward.

August 6, 2014

August 6, 2014

Score. I just found some new shelves in the trash.
Because I am a dumb, gross raccoon person and I do not value my health, safety or sanitation very highly.

August 5, 2014

I found four boxes of macaroni and cheese, a case of red bull, a desk chair and a helium tank because I am a gross idiot person who goes rooting through trash for fun.

August 4, 2014
I failed at my goal.
I FAILED AT MY GOAL.
In hindsight, choosing Batman, while he is a really funny character, doesn’t work as well as someone like Homer Simpson because Homer has a single, uniform design that, give or take a few permutations, has been mostly consistent all my life. I should have tried Garfield or Mickey Mouse.

I failed at my goal.

I FAILED AT MY GOAL.

In hindsight, choosing Batman, while he is a really funny character, doesn’t work as well as someone like Homer Simpson because Homer has a single, uniform design that, give or take a few permutations, has been mostly consistent all my life. I should have tried Garfield or Mickey Mouse.

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August 3, 2014
A knife fell on my hand at work. I just bumped it open again getting my keys out of my pocket.

A knife fell on my hand at work. I just bumped it open again getting my keys out of my pocket.